Here's a challenge that will have Allah soiling his pajamas: An Open Letter to Osama bin Laden: By Chevalier James R. Reese, Grand Prior of the United States.
The writer is a Grand Prior in the Knights Templar, an order descended from the Crusades. He challenges Osama bin Laden to single combat in the sands of Pakistan:
I challenge you to meet me with scimitar or sword, to be pitted against myself and a holy sword consecrated to our Order-a sword that was forged to destroy evil. Here's the deal: if I win, Al Qaeda is disbanded-forever. If you win, then you can set the head of a Knight Templar on a pike outside your tent, and you can claim that you slew the chief of all Crusaders in the United States.I call you out of the shadows to face me-and to face your own fears. How long can you go on, hiding behind women and sacrificing your followers, while you-the spoiled son of a rich family-sit in safe houses and eat rich food? How long can you live a lie, pretending to be a jihadist when all you crave is to be the sultan of a new Arab empire, an empire will be secular and not Islamic?
I hate to burst this guy's bubble, but Osama is already beyond the worm food stage. And if he isn't, he's too busy having pajama parties with the mujahedeen.
But if Osama should somehow take him up on the challenge, I strongly suggest that he bid out the broadcast rights. The Knights Templar would make a fortune.
UPDATE: It looks like LGF beat SWLiP to this particular scoop.
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