Strange Women, and How to Tell When Women Are Lying

One of the most amusing aspects of having your own blog is being able to track the myriad ways that people find their way to your site. At least three or four times a day, I get visitors from yahoo.com or google.com who found this site using some permutation of the following search terms:

1. "strange women"

2. "women lying"

3. "how to tell when women are lying"

I have no idea how to respond to no. 1. I've seen all kinds of "strange women" (I lived in Los Angeles for years), and one man's "strange" woman is another man's hot mama.

On no. 2 and 3, I can only suggest that you look them in the eye. When they go cross-eyed, or when they tell you implausible things (for example, "You're absolutely wonderful!"), or when they are explaining why they bought another pair of shoes... well, you get the idea. There really is no way to tell.

But in my experience, when you think they're lying, they probably are.

And that is all the love advice that this blog will ever offer.