Allah Is a Pussy

Read today's article by Charles Krauthammer, dear readers, and see for yourselves what a big pussy Allah is.

Only a wimpy little girly-man deity would send car bombers to blow up innocent civilians. I mean, Jehovah slew entire armies, and he did it standing toe to toe with the heathen enemy like a real man-deity. Even David slew Goliath in a fair fight. You don't read stories about David disguising himself as a woman and hiding a bomb belt under his hijab.

But Allah? No, he has to be, shall we say, "different?"

A wimpy deity like that is, one of these millennia, going to end up being nothing more than another deity's punk.

Comments

[VIKING]

allah is a piggie pork pig :)

[Ahmed]

you are a BOMBASTIC bastard! May your jouney to the hottest coner in HELL NOT BE DESELERATED. FURK YOU AND YOU ENTEIR JEWISH CREW. DIE SLOW PUK ASS AND MY FUCK FUCK MAKE SURE ALL YOUR KIDS DON'T GROW

[Crazyperson]

Ah, I think I finally found a place that will nurture my creative destructive side:

Here it goes...

Twinkle twinkle Muslim Star.
How I wonder where you are.
Down beneath the world so round.
Like a ferret in the ground.